Here is a poem especially written and performed for my book launch of Girl’s Got Rhythm by Catherine Crosswell ~ it raised many a smile 
Pollyfilla
By Catherine Crosswell
Miss Polly
had a dolly
with a lolly
and a brolly
she did walk her border collie
with best friends Molly and Holly.
They did find a wayward trolley
and by golly it was jolly
so they decided all to climb inside
WHEEEEEEeeeee
there were no brakes to end their folly
and after a kerb to kerb volley
all sadly ended up in a ditch
feeling oh so melancholy
But mainly massive Wallies.
Catherine Crosswell © 2012
08/11/2012 at 18:48
You’re not a wally! You had a perfectly good reason to be in that trolly! Don’t let anybody tell you different.
08/11/2012 at 18:49
ROFL! heh-heh-heh-heh-heh ~ you are a star, Joe
08/11/2012 at 19:10
Not just a filler, neatly constructed, a real killer.
08/11/2012 at 19:51
How poetic, Mr Szpuk lol
08/11/2012 at 20:20
Made me chuckle!
08/11/2012 at 20:21
heh-heh … me too, Robin … Catherine is such a star!
08/11/2012 at 21:42
Oh, this was so much fun on the night – just a little worried you might put me in a shopping trolley now though!
08/11/2012 at 21:54
tee-hee, ending up in a ditch having shouted WHEEEeeeeh, doesn’t look so bad
x
09/11/2012 at 09:28
You were all perfectly safe during the entire journey. No broken bones, it was a very soft ditch.
I like the idea of ‘Shopping for Holly’
09/11/2012 at 02:53
such a fun write…love your sense of humor..
09/11/2012 at 05:56
heh-heh ~ thanks Claudia ~ Catherine makes me giggle
09/11/2012 at 09:32
Thanks for posting my crazy tribute
Your book launch was fab
09/11/2012 at 12:01
Cool ~ love your tribute ~ such fun ~ thank you
It was so great you were at the launch and read your fab poems ~ cool (see what I did there?)
12/11/2012 at 20:37
Hahaha Fantastic!!!
17/11/2012 at 15:14
Thanks Alex. And many, many thanks for your reveiw of Girl’s Got Rhythm on Amazon ~ how very kind of you ~ glad you’ve enjoyed it
17/11/2012 at 19:04
You are more than welcome!! It is an excellent book – I still keep picking it up and reading various poems again and again!
Just a note… I first bought it on my kindle and then bought the book!! Just to let you know on a few pages in the book the printing is quite feint – almost as though the cartridge was running low – hoping it’s not a flaw in all of your books. Just thought I’d let you know.
Alex
xxx
18/11/2012 at 15:23
Thanks for your reply, Alex. I’m quite concerned that the printing is faint ~ would you consider writing to Lulu to tell them? (they’re the publishers) only I think they’ll be more likely to listen to a paying customer than the writer (!) If you access ‘Help’ on the http://www.lulu.com website you should be able to email them on that page.
Thanks again for letting me know ~ I’ve emailed them already (you won’t be surprised to know!)
18/11/2012 at 16:21
Oh good – it’s not cheap to publish – so you expect good quality – I will indeed email them and let them know!
Just thought I’d feed back to you as most readers may not feedback, being as I have a hotline to you… hehe
18/11/2012 at 16:23
You’re a darling ~ thank you ~ glad we have the ‘hotline’ ~ heh-heh
18/11/2012 at 21:40
Thank you again, Alex ~ I’ve deleted but kept a copy … how mysterious this looks
*glee* x
18/11/2012 at 21:41