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Flick The Vees

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A bit of a ‘larf’ to the tune of ‘Ere We Go’ heh-heh :)

Flick The Vees

Flick the vees, flick the vees, flick the vees.
Flick the vees, flick the vees,
flick the vee-eees.
Flick the vees, flick the vees, flick the vees,
flick the vee-eeess, flick the vees.

Do it after you’ve shut the front door,
when he’s gone for a moan to his mother.
Flick the vees, flick the vees, flick the vees,
flick the vee-eeess, flick the vees.

Do it behind the back of the one
who is driving you to deep distraction.
Flick the vees, flick the vees, flick the vees,
flick the vee-eeess, flick the vees.

The emphasis placed on each flick
is what gives you the best satisfaction.
Flick the vees, flick the vees, flick the vees,
flick the vee-eeess, flick the vees.

Flick the vees, flick the vees, flick the vees.
Flick the vees, flick the vees,
flick the vee-eees.
Flick the vees, flick the vees, flick the vees,
flick the vee-eeess, flick the vees.

Polly Robinson © 2014

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10 thoughts on “Flick The Vees

  1. What a satisfying sound to this Polly! And I often do!!! Gave me a huge smile 😄

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  2. No mention of a blind Ref Polly?

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  3. Shocking (but well done).

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  4. Haha I love it! The trick is to make sure your intended doesn’t see the reflection of you doing it! I speak from experience :D

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  5. Ha! Sounds very fun. k.

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